| Bird of Prey probably shouldn't have gone off on her own. |
[17 Jan 2010|04:57pm] |
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
help
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| Bird of Prey has had enough of this shit. |
[13 Jan 2010|04:29pm] |
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UGH DUDE WHAT THE FUCK GOOD IS A FEARLESS LEADER IF SHE'S DISAPPEARING ALL THE FUCKING TIME
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| Bird of Prey is a bird. |
[10 Jan 2010|07:55pm] |
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typihmnjg wuth a beaak ios not eassay
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| Bird of Prey says fuck. |
[09 Jan 2010|10:20pm] |
FUCK QUICKSAND
FUCK GIANT SNAKES
FUCK CROCS (BOTH THE ANIMALS AND THOSE FUCKING UGLYASS SHOES)
FUCK RIVERS
FUCK FORESTS
FUCK SLEEPING ON THE GROUND
FUCK BUGS
NO SERIOUSLY FUCK BUGS
FUCK TEMPLES
FUCK TREES
FUCK STUPID STUPID STUPID BOYS WHO HAVE DEATH FARTS THAT PUT YOU TO SLEEP
FUCK
THIS
SHIT
ALSO FUCK YOU DEAD BOWIE I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WEREN'T REALLY MY DAD
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| Bird of Prey has a victory. |
[04 Jan 2010|09:12am] |
I DIDN'T DIE IN THE NIGHT IN THE JUNGLE OF TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yesssssssssssss
ONWARD HO!!! TO THE GRAVES OF DOOOOOM!!!!
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| Bird of Prey is annoyed by you people. |
[03 Jan 2010|03:57pm] |
fuuuuuuuuuck i am with some whinyass bitches and some bossyass bitches. also it's hot. i wonder how many birds it would take to carry me, i've never tried that before.
BY THE WAY PEOPLE IN MY GROUP WE ARE NOT EATING BIRDS. THEY'LL GET PISSED AND THEN WHO WILL CARRY ME?????????????
yo though, i can get them to bring us berries and fruit and shit.
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| Bird of Prey doesn't appreciate the timing. |
[02 Jan 2010|11:31am] |
UGH, I DON'T GET IT. WHY THE HELL CAN'T THIS SHIT HAPPEN BEFOOOOOOOOOORE FINALS?????
i mean is it not bad enough that we have to go through crazy shit, we have to do it AFTER we slave away on all of our tests??????????????? FUCK THIS.
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| Bird of Prey got AWESOME GIFTS. |
[26 Dec 2009|09:07pm] |
LOOK AT THAT FINEASS MOTHERFUCKER. THAT IS SCOTTY THE PARROT. HE IS ONE FINEASS MOTHERFUCKER. LOOK AT HIM.
THANKS CROWCROW oh my god he loves his clothes soooooooooooo much.
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[13 Dec 2009|11:30am] |
I WAS IN A FUCKING PIRATE FIGHT
AND NOW I HAVE FUCKING TREASURE
LIFE IS AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZINNNNGGGGGGGG
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| Bird of Prey is goin' home. |
[25 Nov 2009|05:08pm] |
later bitches. mommy fiala AWAITS.
teddy, you should like, try not to cut your wrists over break. no one likes a suicidal puppy.
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| Bird of Prey is officially freaking out. |
[04 Nov 2009|01:30pm] |
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TEDDY LABRADOR THERE HAD BETTER BE A GOOD FUCKING REASON WHY WHEN I WENT TO SLEEP THERE WAS A DOG ON MY FLOOR AND THIS MORNING THERE WAS A FUCKING YOU ON MY FLOOR
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| Bird of Prey is distraught. And poetic. |
[01 Nov 2009|05:41pm] |
my prized possession
will itself appear to me
when boyfriend retrieves
jk;fldsajkl;fdaskjl;fasd TEDDY BRING ME THE FUCKING AMULET IF YOU HAVE IT
ughhhhhhhhhh has anyone seen teddy anyway
asian samurai
will look funny when he falls
over his shoelace
WHY DO I KEEP WRITING THIS STUFF I THINK I'M GOING FUCKING CRAZY
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| Bird of Prey actually warns people. |
[30 Oct 2009|06:27pm] |
[PRIVATE TO: Billy Bishop, Teddy Labrador, Violet Broome, Regina Ivanova, Isaac Crowley, Dorothy Duncan, Ayita Bolek, Connor Calamitous, Brent Badd, & Coral Pearlman. AKA the people who Tuesday likes. Yes, this is the most ridiculous list ever, I know.]
DUDES JUST SO YOU KNOW
you should not eat random candy you find lying around tonight. juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust saying. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
don't worry about the birds though i told them to avoid you guys i am such a good friend
HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 23. Bird of Prey is bitter. Again. |
[21 Oct 2009|07:37pm] |
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i know that i am like, super good at giving people nicknames, but they are MINE so STOP STEALING THEM.
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| 22. Bird of Prey sees wot u r doin' there, Connor. And she likes it. |
[28 Sep 2009|08:11am] |
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT, FIGHT IN THE QUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YEAH I LOVE THIS SCHOOL
BRB GOIN TO THE QUAD TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH
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| 21. Bird of Prey is like, totally bored. |
[15 Sep 2009|05:32pm] |
1. bastion do you miss me?????
2. hey remember that time that i like, totally didn't get bitten by any zombies? oh yeah i do. WAY TO TOTALLY FAIL, THE REST OF YOU. just wanted to bring that up as a liiiiittle reminder. and don't be all like YO TUESDAY THAT WAS LIKE, SO 2 WEEKS AGO because like, yo. zombie talk has to last at LEAST for a month.
3. I'm bored entertain me pleeeeeeeease.
4. CROWCROW YOUR PERFUME CAME IT SMELLS LIKE AWESOME
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| 2o. Bird of Prey finally picks up her PDA. |
[04 Sep 2009|03:51pm] |
ATTENTION SURFACE DWELLERS
CAPTAIN SEBFACE AND I HAVE CONQUERED AAAAALL OF THE UNDEAD IN OUR DOMAIN
PROCEED TO THE UNDERGROUND
AT YOUR OWN RISK
THOSE WHO CAN PROVE THEIR WORTH WILL BE REWARDED
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